According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.

Cyan Aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How can you be sure you want to buy a particular style of stool?

Ask for a stool sample!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."

I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My farts have a particular smell.

They are dis-stinked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDeathDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Here are 10 things I dislike in no particular ordee
  1. When my plans are abruptly cut short.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanothernewbie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Hey Dad why do you go to that particular place to eat fish and chips?

Just for the Halibut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phroedrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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If your can opener can't open a particular can, it becomes a cannot opener.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I am very particular about my pens...

It's either go bic or go home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsAP0Verlord
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My math teacher was really particular. She loved doing statistics and algebra....

But graphing is where she drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santafesmike
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him β€œNature.”

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nsertnamehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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What do you call a vegetable in a particular red white and blue pattern

Onion Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.

It was groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BottleSSBM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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How can you tell if Amish people live on a particular road?

It has a "no outlet" sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PityandFear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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While preparing my lunch today, I used a lot of one particular ingredient, just so I could dad-joke my friend

Image of food preparation and how it went down: http://i.imgur.com/sYdDfrW.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danieljr1992
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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How would you describe what quality of plastic fork would be needed to eat a particular food without bending?

That would be its utensil strength.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFurrypants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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