I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
This is a bad one. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Somebody broke into my house and only stole my coffee, my lamp and my parrot.
I don't know how they sleep at night.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Two parrots are sitting on a perch
One parrot says to the other one, "Can you smell fish?"
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
My geometry teacher has lost his parrot.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew of the shelves.
What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
What do you call when you come across a lizard and a parrot?
The vet told me my parrot was sick...
...he has chirpes.
'What's that?'
'It's a cararial disease... and, by the way, it's untweetable.'
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
My obese parrot died! 😭
That’s a weight off my shoulders
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What do you call a group of dead parrots?
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
( For those who've seen the earlier post, my bad XD)
I got home from work and our parrot said, "Don't tell my husband", which I thought was rather suspicious.
So I walked upstairs to my wife, whose lipstick was smudged, her skirt a mess.
I said, "Honey, I never knew our parrot was gay."
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What do you get when crossbreed a parrot with a centipede?
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch
One turns to the other and says "Do you smell fish?"
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Son, What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
My obese parrot died today
I am sad but it’s a great weight off my shoulders
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Two parrots sitting on a perch
One says to the other: “do you smell something fishy?”
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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