I’ve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....
......what a great cast!!
Did you hear about the guys who commuted between London and Paris every day?
They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.
I couldn't make it to the top of the tower in Paris...
Just got back from a trip to Paris...
That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.
A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...
Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.
a cheese factory exploded in paris
What does a frog in Paris eat ?
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
A priest in a big church in Paris has a job interview with a new bell ringer. The priest asks “why should I hire you?” The applicant responded “I have a special talent!”
“Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
“You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked “who is he?”
The priest responded “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)
I woke up yesterday to find that my wife had invited a bunch of journalists from Paris to help make breakfast..
I didn't mind. I love coffee from the French Press.
This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.
Usually it is due to lack of money
My friend from Paris took part in a national barista contest
And he won! I read it in the French press
If you fall into a river in Paris...
Paris - the city of love...
A lot of people in Paris have very small apartments...
How small? Some are so small they don't even have toilets.
In French, they're known as "Peed a Terre"...
They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.
I just think that's in Seine.
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
I decided to go to Paris on a whim.
But learned I can only get there on a plane.
The hot topic in Paris at the moment
What do they say in Paris, TX?
It is weird living in Paris with pets
They just stare at you while European
My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..
If I fell into the river that flows through Paris...
...am I legally in Seine?
Do you know the worst thing about the fire in Paris?
There's Notre Dame thing we can do about it
There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.
But there's only one city that's Nice.
I'm doing a painting of Paris at night.
Might be quicker if I do it in the daytime too.
Son: why is my sisters name Paris?
Dad: because thats where she was concieved.
Son: thanks, dad!
Dad: no problem, backseat.
When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.
The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.
And so today, the french fries.
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris...
But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”
What a nice Paris Scissors.
I went swimming in a river in Paris and my friend went swimming in a river in Cairo. He said I was insane, but I told him he was in denial.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.
The fire in Paris is not a joke.
In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?
It was found in ancient grease.
I painted Paris with my eyes closed
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired cia agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in paris.
Turns out that idea was Taken
The cheese shop exploded the other day in Paris...
I know cuz all I saw was da-brie
I made a bust of Hitler out of Plaster of Paris, but it's empty inside.
A man from Paris trips over.
Why did the Germans go straight for Paris when invading France in both world wars?
Because they didn't want Toulouse
I went swimming in Paris recently
I pretty much took the family to Paris mostly so i could talk them this joke:
Took the wife and kids to see the Eiffel tower and said: "There you go, get an eyeful of that."
When I visited Paris, I jumped off a bridge.
They told me I was in Seine.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
