Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame they'll never meet
Why won’t the Jedi use parallel bars?
Because only the Sith deal in |absolutes|.
Two doctors are standing at the end of two parallel piers. Which one do you go to in a medical emergency?
It’s quite the pair of docs on a pair of docks paradox.
If you're being chased by a serial killer...
You're both running for your life.
If I needed to climb something and I had to choose between a rope with knots in it or some parallel boards with spaced rungs...
Shouldn't a Hershey bar with nuts in it . . .
What did one parallel line say to the other?
Man, we have so much in common it’s a shame we’ll never meet.
Why did Spider-Man's evil twin fail his driver's test?
He was a bad parallel Parker.
Why did the Spider-Man in the alternate universe do better on his driver's test?
Because, naturally, he's a parallel Parker.
The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
Why’d the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test?
He’s an excellent parallel Parker 😬
Why do parallel lines get on so well?
Because they’re straight up with each other.
I became such an expert in how to park a car
Vegetarians are like parallel lines...
I'm okay with parallel graphs and all...
But perpendicular? That crosses the line
Did you hear about the new vegan parallel lines?
My old car's steering started to shake so bad I can barely park it on the street.
The mechanic says it has Parallel Parkinsons.
I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
My friend asked me at lunch today what the male parallel for "misogyny" was.
I told him, "Misterogyny".
Two Parallel Lines walked in a bar
They never met each other
I thought I failed my parallel parking test.
Luckily my driving instructor grades on a curb.
Parallel Universe: All the Jedi's were cats...
Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
Why is the 38th parallel dividing the two Koreas a straight line?
Because the North has a supreme ruler.
Credit for original in a slightly different form: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/aime9b/comment/eep6eyr?st=JR8D1J43&sh=307602be
Would evil alternate-universe Spiderman be a bad parallel parker?
Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s sad they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they would never meet.
I saw two parallel lines on a dating site, they had so much in common.
It's a shame they will never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why did spiderman's evil twin fail is diver's test
Because he was a bad parallel parker
Why did Spider-Man’s evil twin fail his driving test?
We was a bad parallel Parker.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common,
Its a shame they'll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common!
..It’s a shame they’ll never meet each other.
Parallel lines have so much in common,
It’s too bad that they’ll never meet
Parallel lines
Parallel lines have so much in common, its a shame they will never meet.
Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?
The fact that parallel lines have a lot in common but never meet is sad.
But what’s sadder is that all other lines only meet once and never see each other again.
Parallel lines, I heard they have a lot in common, too bad they never meet!
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame that they'll never meet eachother.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
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