They’re good at it.
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Now whenever someone tries to shake his hand he says "Don't you dare touch my thermos tat!"
A facepalm.
Because they have lots of fronds.
I have way too much thyme on my hands.
Palm Sundae
Two palms, no dates.
A Palm Tree
Two windmills near Palm Springs were chatting and the one turns to the other and asks:
“What music do you like?”
The other windmill thinks for a while and responds:
“I’m a metal fan”
I want a punny name for it that makes people cringe. As of right now it’s Arnold Palmer... please give me more suggestions 😂
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
I told her she didn't have to open that can of worms, and we wouldn't be trying to de-bait now.
I walked away laughing, and daughter face palming.
Now I have something to give me a hand around the house.
Because he kneaded a poop!
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
Looks like I got a little time on my hands
He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like."
One is quite heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
A Conversation I had with my Daughter when I dropped her off at school
Me: Hey so you know how your cats are always running around all over the place right?
Daughter: Yeah why?
Me: So When they stop moving are they on Paws?
Daughter: Face Palms and says "OKAY DAD BYEEE!!!"
Me: YESSSS! Fist Pump!
The second sign of madness is looking for them.
"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.
It has no fronds.
A palm tree
Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed
It’s called neigh-palm
I need a good Palm Sunday Pun, any punners want to take the bait?
Insurance frond
Looks like I have some time on my hands
