Paintball Gun Puns

A list of puns related to "Paintball Gun"

I just witnessed a guy getting shot with a paintball gun.

He dyed on impact.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I shot my enemy with a paintball gun

I wanted to see them dye

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👤︎ u/mangojuiceloverr
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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I shot a man in Reno with a paintball gun

Just to watch him dye.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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I wanted a paintball gun for my birthday. (X-Post r/Paintball)

http://i.imgur.com/yKA5pG9h.jpg

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👤︎ u/Noominami
📅︎ Jan 25 2014
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Friend's dad dropped this while fixing his paintball gun

Friend- Got the hopper in.

Dad- That's a nice scrotum you got there.

Friend- What? What scrotum?

Dad- You know, the thing you use to hold your balls.

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👤︎ u/ziggypwner
📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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I just shot a guy with a paintball gun.

He dyed on impact.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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