Paintball Puns

A list of puns related to "Paintball"

I shot a man with a paintball gun...

....just to watch him dye.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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I just witnessed a guy getting shot with a paintball gun.

He dyed on impact.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I shot my enemy with a paintball gun

I wanted to see them dye

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👤︎ u/mangojuiceloverr
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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I took my paintball exam the other day.

Passed with flying colours..

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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I wanted a paintball gun for my birthday. (X-Post r/Paintball)

http://i.imgur.com/yKA5pG9h.jpg

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👤︎ u/Noominami
📅︎ Jan 25 2014
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Friend's dad dropped this while fixing his paintball gun

Friend- Got the hopper in.

Dad- That's a nice scrotum you got there.

Friend- What? What scrotum?

Dad- You know, the thing you use to hold your balls.

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👤︎ u/ziggypwner
📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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👤︎ u/nimmalt
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I was running out of ammo, so I decided to switch to a knife.

I’m now permanently banned from the paintball tournament.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo…

All the other paintball players started freaking out though…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Told my wife I was going to move out and she started crying.

She gets a bit emotional at paintballing.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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I shot a man with a paintball gun...

....just to watch him dye.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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I just shot a guy with a paintball gun.

He dyed on impact.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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I shot a man in Reno with a paintball gun

Just to watch him dye.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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Well, I shot a man in paintball...

...just to watch him dye.

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👤︎ u/CollinKlug
📅︎ Oct 18 2012
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