Padlocks Puns

Now it’s in-bee-leavable!!!

I’m on the Key Toe Diet

His name was Padlocks.

so they installed a padlock.

The table cards each had small heart-shaped locks attached...

Me: "Hang on to those for tomorrow so you have something to put on your bagel."

My dad has a slight arabic accent. We approached an orange light and he said:

Dad: Another orange light

Me: It's because you're bad luck

Dad: No, I'm with numbers

Me: What?

Dad: I'm a lock with numbers, not a padlock

We were watching Netflix together and she notices a large padlock someone left on my table.

She picks it up and says "why do you have a lock?" And I say "I don't have a lock, you do!"

She sighs and puts it on the table, thinking she had outsmarted me. "Why does your table have a lock?" ... "Cause you put it there!"

I'll probably be single soon