For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire

It’s a balancing act

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Why was Dracula bad at business?

He couldn't face his stakeholders?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Trickle down does work!

In the shower!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unpronounciable
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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"sorry sir we can't do another tattoo. Your last cheque bounced"

"you're overdrawn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AUMonster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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