Meanwhile, at the real Oval Office
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What starts with a 'C' and ends with a 'T', is hairy and oval on the outside and creamy on the inside?

A coconut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2022
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What temperature are babies when they are first born?

Womb temperature.

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How is a moustache like an oval?

It’s elliptical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2022
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I'm sorry but this is the President's Bathroom

It's For Biden to use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mal221
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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What do you call a circle that's attempting to be edgy?

A try angle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslumber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2022
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My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.

Someone has been cutting corners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...

Stop making that racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why does it stink in the Oval Office?

Because Trump loves Putin.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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My inflatable house got a puncture last night.

Now, I'm living in a flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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My students are catching on...

Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.

I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'

Was so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Nizzle
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I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in case there was an explosion.

β€œReally large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?

An OvalTeen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeLoveNotWar_69
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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"Stable genius"

An original from my dad's Facebook:

Y'know, back in the day, if you said "stable genius," you'd be talking 'bout Mr. Ed. Of course, back then, you'd be talking 'bout an entire horse, as opposed to the rear half that currently resides in the Oval Office.

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