Only a low ha.
He says, "Printed in China."
This is a true story lol.
Must be in my hair band
Then he mutters under his breath "I'd rather use my fingers"
Why can’t you give alcohol to people who work for mining companies?
They’re miners!
Congratulations, you can now say razor blades in Australian.
Whale oil beef hooked.......
A low "ha" is required.
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed
Scrambling, they look outside and see a bear, standing on its hind legs.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They begin to run away into the woods, but the bear doesn't give chase. In fact, it's still standing there, looking at the tent.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They stop and watch but it just keeps standing there. They inch closer, but no reaction.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They summon up all their courage and approach to within inches. No reaction.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
"I think this bear might be broken," observes the son.
The dad nods. "I think that bear's repeating."
One falls off, the one still on the branch asked “are you OK?”
The one the ground said “I’ll live”
I've read a lot of puns that work based on reading them, but what's your favorite spoken pun?
It gave me thesaurus throat ever!
Situation: My wife was having a conversation about the Oscars, and Pharrell Williams was mentioned.....
Dad: So, is that Will Ferrel's alter-ego?
...and I answered, “No, you’re not.”
My dad chimes in: why can't they be happily married?
My dad said "decay."
Son:"Dad do you think my new toy is cool?"
Me:"Actually, it's probably room temperature."
What do you call a cold bike?
A bicicle
A man entered a local pum competition and submitted ten jokes, hoping to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
What do you call it when you eat sweetcorn at work?
..corn on the job.
I said, "maybe they killed someone with kindness!"
They are only allowed a low ha.
Or is it just a low ha?
