Oswald Puns

An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: “Brock O. Lee, call E. Flower”

Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.

I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.

Good luck!

I said to my wife: "Look, I'm patting her on the butt.

My wife says: "You're like General Patton!"

Me: "Or Patton Oswald!"

Wife: "I was going to say Patton Oswald, but..."

Me: "You were looking for a more General term?"

Wife: "You're really dumb."

Wife: Haven't said anything so far

Me: Hard as a towel rack right now Yes I realize this is a Patton Oswald joke.

Wife: Lol...try to appeal to my senses

Me: Your senses look beautiful tonight

Wife: Really?

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Oswald.

Oswald Who?

Oswald My Gum!