A list of puns related to "Oswald"
An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: “Brock O. Lee, call E. Flower”
Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.
I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.
Good luck!
I said to my wife: "Look, I'm patting her on the butt.
My wife says: "You're like General Patton!"
Me: "Or Patton Oswald!"
Wife: "I was going to say Patton Oswald, but..."
Me: "You were looking for a more General term?"
Wife: "You're really dumb."
Wife: Haven't said anything so far
Me: Hard as a towel rack right now Yes I realize this is a Patton Oswald joke.
Wife: Lol...try to appeal to my senses
Me: Your senses look beautiful tonight
Wife: Really?
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