OsWALD Puns

Wife: one of the bees died. Me: must have been John F Kennebee. Probably taken down by Bee Harvey Oswald. He'll probably be taken down by Jack Rubee soon though. Wife: you need to post this somewhere

An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: “Brock O. Lee, call E. Flower”

Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.

I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.

Good luck!

Wife: Haven't said anything so far

Me: Hard as a towel rack right now Yes I realize this is a Patton Oswald joke.

Wife: Lol...try to appeal to my senses

Me: Your senses look beautiful tonight

Wife: Really?

I said to my wife: "Look, I'm patting her on the butt.

My wife says: "You're like General Patton!"

Me: "Or Patton Oswald!"

Wife: "I was going to say Patton Oswald, but..."

Me: "You were looking for a more General term?"

Wife: "You're really dumb."

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Oswald.

Oswald Who?

Oswald My Gum!