7 Hilarious Oni Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s a sleepy mans favourite vegetable?

OniYawn 🧅 🥱

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👤︎ u/According-Ad8779

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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What’s a snowman’s favorite pizza?

Pep-brrrr-oni.

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👤︎ u/ussbutterscotch1

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...

But then I found out that would be massage-ony.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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I saw a very spicy Japanese pizza demon.

It was a Pepper Oni.

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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👤︎ u/thattiredbisexual

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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What do you call a sexist back rub?

Massage-ony

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👤︎ u/patsalem

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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What’s a dog’s favourite pizza topping?

Pupper-oni

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👤︎ u/DivinePrinterGod

📅︎ Jun 20 2018

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