Whatโ€™s a sleepy mans favourite vegetable?

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite pizza?

Pep-brrrr-oni.

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I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...

But then I found out that would be massage-ony.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I saw a very spicy Japanese pizza demon.

It was a Pepper Oni.

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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a sexist back rub?

Massage-ony

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Whatโ€™s a dogโ€™s favourite pizza topping?

Pupper-oni

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