Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was out-standing in his field.

He was a-maize-ing, but hay, it's in his jeans.

And he did it even though he has Crow-hn's.

He always sticks to it. It's a no-brainer.

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You "knead" this

http://imgur.com/CqCBwHn

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I goofed up and scratched my dad's car :(

So he says to me: "My car got SON damage!"

Cheered me right up.

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