If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?
From my 11-year-old daughter: why is "dark" spelled with a "k" instead of a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark!
I've never been more proud.
a tramp is suing J K Rowling for stealing his idea.
He heard her trying to come up with a name for a broomstick sport and said "gimme a quid, bitch!"
Why do you spell dark with a 'k' and not a 'c'
Because you can't see in the dark
One of my friends has great health insurance, and another friend has a killer 401(k). I have life insurance.
I guess you can say we’re friends with benefits
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
Talking to our 16mo old son, I don't think he can say anything with a k
Trying to see what words our son can say:
Wife: I don't think he can say anything with a k
Dad: he just said knee
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.
I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?
Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not a c?
>!Because you cannot see in the dark.!<
Why is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”?
Because you can’t C in the dark
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'K' and not a 'C'?
Because you can't 'C' in the dark.
Why is dark spelled with a k and not with a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
Why Dark is spelt with a K and not C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t see in the dark.
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you can’t c in the dark
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can't see in the dark
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark
Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c?
Because you can’t see in the dark...
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?
Because you can’t C in the dark
What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?
Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a K and not a C
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C?
Because you can't C in the Dark.
Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?
Because you can't see in the dark
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ? Because you can’t C in the dark.
Why is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”?
Because you can’t C in the dark.
Why is 'Dark' spelt with a K, and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
Why is dark spelled with a K and not with a C?
Because you can't "C" in the dark
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because when it’s dark, you can’t C.
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can’t see in the dark.
Why is dark spelled with a k and not with a c?
Because you can’t see in the dark
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c?
Because you can’t c in the dark.
Why is “dark” spelled with a k and not a c?
Because you can’t see in the dark
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
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