Ack YOU, ACK ME? ACK ME!? ACME!?!?
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Thediamonddecade
šŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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[First Date] Becky: So what do you do?

Guy: Iā€™m a beekeeper.

Ecky: You astard, give it ack!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What did the heron say woefully whilst looking at her clutch of eggs?

Ack! I have so many egrets!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/josephwb
šŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My girlfriend managed to dadjoke me

We were Skyping, and I was trying to figure out the delay between the audio and the video. I said "ping", as I often do when this issue occurs, and she replies "ping" back to signal when she heard me. Sometimes, when she doesn't do it the first time, it gets confusing and I don't know which one she is responding to.

So I switched my word to "taco" in the hopes that it'd break the cycle. No go. She goofed it again.

When I said "I give up", she said "Wait! Let's taco 'bout this."

I love that girl.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Phonyhomeless
šŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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What do you get when you mix a duck and a cow?

Quackers and Milk

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MelonMan773
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