Ack YOU, ACK ME? ACK ME!? ACME!?!?
[First Date] Becky: So what do you do?
Guy: Iām a beekeeper.
Ecky: You astard, give it ack!
What did the heron say woefully whilst looking at her clutch of eggs?
Ack! I have so many egrets!
My girlfriend managed to dadjoke me
We were Skyping, and I was trying to figure out the delay between the audio and the video. I said "ping", as I often do when this issue occurs, and she replies "ping" back to signal when she heard me. Sometimes, when she doesn't do it the first time, it gets confusing and I don't know which one she is responding to.
So I switched my word to "taco" in the hopes that it'd break the cycle. No go. She goofed it again.
When I said "I give up", she said "Wait! Let's taco 'bout this."
I love that girl.
What do you get when you mix a duck and a cow?
Quackers and Milk
