Ack YOU, ACK ME? ACK ME!? ACME!?!?
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📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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Did you hear about the cannibal who's boyfriend went missing?

Turns out she'd dumped him.

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👤︎ u/arcajazz
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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What did the heron say woefully whilst looking at her clutch of eggs?

Ack! I have so many egrets!

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👤︎ u/josephwb
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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My girlfriend managed to dadjoke me

We were Skyping, and I was trying to figure out the delay between the audio and the video. I said "ping", as I often do when this issue occurs, and she replies "ping" back to signal when she heard me. Sometimes, when she doesn't do it the first time, it gets confusing and I don't know which one she is responding to.

So I switched my word to "taco" in the hopes that it'd break the cycle. No go. She goofed it again.

When I said "I give up", she said "Wait! Let's taco 'bout this."

I love that girl.

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📅︎ May 08 2014
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What do you get when you mix a duck and a cow?

Quackers and Milk

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