Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.
If you are seeing someone who has the communist flag on there wall
Brick-based puns on the toilet wall at Wharf Chambers, Leeds, UK.
Got a great deal on wall plugs
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
I was in the Garage getting a tyre replaced, the sign on the wall said part worn tyres - £15. They charged me £20.
I guess that price was before Inflation
So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart.
I told her wherever it lands is where we go on vacation
I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Don’t climb on my Mount Everest wall, kids
It clearly says image is not to scale
yesterday I hung the antarctica flag on my wall
All my friends think that i'm cool
My boss saw me leaning on a wall and told me I was doing a good job holding it up.
And I answered that that makes a pillar of the community.
What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
"I found the culprit!" shouted the detective, pointing to a picture on the wall. "It is none other than this man!"
The man in the picture responded, "No! I was framed!"
Did you hear about the physicist who kept trying to come up with the best way to put their pictures on the wall.
They were trying to figure out the big hang theory.
Why were there 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
They’re just hanging out, they’re Buds.
The taxidermist mounted the wrong end of my prize lion on the wall.
I walked into the apartment and found 5 ants on the wall and another 5 on the table
i think they were the tenants
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
My brother was getting Vans and the only shoe that fit him was on the display wall.
He got them “off the wall”
I was in a Egyptian Pyramid and saw some moving text on the wall!
I had a sticker on the wall that was hard to get rid of
But in the end - I pulled it off
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
Y’all hear about the newest division of the FBI where they’re using insects to spy, like a fly on the wall?
A man is brought to the hospital with a mortal wound. The medical staff believes there is no way to help him and he will die. The head doctor walks in and says I will take care of this. He takes a clock off the wall and rubs it on the injured man, the man is HEALED.
The nurse says: AMAZING! how did you know that would work!?
The head doctor says: “It’s simple really… Time heals all wounds.”
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
What did the beaver say when he hit his head on a wall?
URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
A brick wall fell on a man.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Dad: (Hanging bathroom scale on wall)
Daughter: There's no way you can weigh yourself with it up there
Dad: Weigh myself? Hah! A was scaling the wall!
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
While swimming around, a fish hits its head on a wall and then yells out...
Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
I met a guy on a wall with no arms or legs.
What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won’t admit she framed me.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.
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