What do rabbits and oldtimer enthousiasts have in common?

Their carrots.

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👤︎ u/RusherZero
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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The most common dad joke I hear while working at Chili's...

A plain burger is called an "oldtimer," so naturally, every time I run one to a table and ask, "Who has the oldtimer?" an older gentleman will always reply, "Well, I'm an oldtimer, so I guess that's me!"

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👤︎ u/benhahmeen
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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