Dad joke 9669

What do soccer players use to keep their skin strong? πŸ’ͺ ⚽️ .
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Olay! 🧴 . . . . . . . Olay! Olay! Olay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JewelTheMovie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A quick guide to being grounded

Dad: What is the opposite if maximum

Son: Minimum?

Dad: No, it's minidad! Stares with a huge smile on the face

Son: ...

Dad: ...

Son: ...

Dad: Olay go to your room, you're grounded!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMEN786
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What's a Mexican Mariachi band's favorite moisturizer?

Olay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FascinatedBox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mulimulix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2012
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