A list of puns related to "Oh My God"
Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!
I said, βI know. I think thatβs how soccer works.β
Son: "what happened?!"
Dad: "this new vacuum is incredible"
Me: No, but he ended up with a semi colon.
I said, βWell, a few people were crying, but I was fine.β
That's saucery
We were driving home the other day from a weekend of camping. Almost the entire drive home is through back roads and Country Roads and little towns... when we one of the many farms we drove by , there was a little river running through the farm and at least 50 cows lying down sunning themselves along the edge of the river.
I turned to my wife and exclaimed " that's a lot of ground beef!"
Today is epiphany
well, I am wearing sneakers!
my dad says, "Yes, my child?".
Details are sketchy.
I said, βIsnβt that how soccer is supposed to work?β
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