oh my god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apothegod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?

Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball-_-fondler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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β€œOh my God!”, my wife said, smiling, β€œour boy is...kicking.”

I said, β€œI know. I think that’s how soccer works.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Oh my god i laughed hard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/basuchan2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Oh my God he's right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXDragoneelXx8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Oh my God...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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oh.my.god.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Dad: "Oh my God!! This sucks!!"

Son: "what happened?!"

Dad: "this new vacuum is incredible"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Me: One of our neighbors had a part of his large intestine removed. Her: Oh my God! Is he in a coma?

Me: No, but he ended up with a semi colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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[META] Oh my god after all these months of subscribing to this sub I just realized that the "it" on the title bar of this sub means red"it"/ reddit.Great pun.Lol.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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I told my friend I saw a man get thrown under a bus today. He exclaimed, β€œOh my God! Was it moving?!”

I said, β€œWell, a few people were crying, but I was fine.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Oh My God! They're So Pale! imgur.com/yeaiWAV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
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Facepalm, guffaw, and an "oh my God" the wife on this one

We were driving home the other day from a weekend of camping. Almost the entire drive home is through back roads and Country Roads and little towns... when we one of the many farms we drove by , there was a little river running through the farm and at least 50 cows lying down sunning themselves along the edge of the river.

I turned to my wife and exclaimed " that's a lot of ground beef!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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Oh my god, a plate that you put a cup on?!

That's saucery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golden_wonder
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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Oh my God! I just realized

Today is epiphany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester1525
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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Whenever my brother says, "Oh my god"...

my dad says, "Yes, my child?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-hellokitty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2013
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Oh my god you startled me...

well, I am wearing sneakers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TirelessFiver
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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OH MY GOD! My friend the cartoonist was just found dead in his home by the police!

Details are sketchy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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β€œOh my God,” my wife said, smiling through her tears, β€œI think our son is....kicking.”

I said, β€œIsn’t that how soccer is supposed to work?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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