A list of puns related to "Observatories"
Everything’s looking up!
It is an astronomical loss.
Things are always looking up.
An astronomer walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Just came from a star watching party at the observatory. They had a big door prize drawing to win a really nice telescope. I didn't win. But I did get this neat star map of the night sky," he says as he shows it to the bartender. "I guess it was a constellation prize."
Walking around campus today with my girlfriend
'Hey what's that building?'
'The observatory'
'Oh. Who's Tory and why are we observing her?'
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