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Nypd Puns

A list of puns related to "Nypd"

BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
šŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Did you hear all the toilets were stolen from NYPD headquarters?

Police have nothing to go on

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mattreyu
šŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Snipers in NYPD should use the acronym SNYPD. reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/cā€¦
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Jackaroo8040
šŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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My son took his driving test yesterday and got 8/10.

The other two managed to jump clear at the last moment.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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