Now she's a small medium at large.
They’re all obsessed with Crime and Punishment
But it was arson
A metrognome
Turns out he has unpaid barking tickets
That's comparing apples to oranges.
It was my Time lapse.
A town so nice that they named it twice
- Bill Nye
Officers say they have nothing to go on
It'll be called 'Spageddaboutit'
Solid, liquid and gas
was a mazing
The only thing they have to go on is the mug shot.
However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.
But I trussed it.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
It was a re-Post.
Police say they've got nothing to go on.
That poor guy!
It was a weapon of ass destruction
I can’t see you if you don’t move.
Prose and Cons
Europe
The shop keeper refused to take it back saying that I asked for a lap cat!
That way, I always make a grand entrance.
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. “This technology is going to change the world, I swear it!” I told her. “Can you answer the door? I’ve been on my feet all day”
“Yeah,” she replied, less enthusiastic than I,“but it’ll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.” She explained “When these machines develop such sentience, what’s stopping them from overthrowing us?” “Treating us as slaves, like we to them now?” She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
“It’s best not to worry about these things,” I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
“There are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!” “That future you’re frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.” I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. “Don’t think on it now, have some faith!” I told her.
Knock knock
“Now let that sink in!”
"Stairs don't talk!"
If they do a good job I'll be floored.
He was out of his Element.
Would he have written ‘Poutine on the Ritz?’
>!They had coroner-virus.
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
"Ma'am you son dried "
Islip
:D
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
No offense.
A New York new yolk.
My 8 year old daughter just made this one up over dinner in little Italy. We're in the city visiting my wife's brother's family who had their first baby last summer. I was pretty impressed and had to share.
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
But it was arson
But, it was arson.
A New Porker...
