I'm not feeling it.
I still cried at my grandmother's funeral
I've been feeling the pinch lately.
..they make me feel even number.
The album's called "Songs of Salivation".
the jokes in /r/mathjokes are number.
It starts with 1
But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
But math will make you number.
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
Mathematics jokes make me feel number.
I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!
And when I looked at the digits of my phone
showing 06:42 I started feeling even number.
I guess you could say I “over-eggxerted” myself.
He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".
Your tongue goes numb.
Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome
But math puns make me number.
But math puns make me number.
But math puns make me number.
Math puns make me go number
But math puns make me feel number
When I hear a math pun, I feel number
But math puns make me feel number
Number
Number
But math jokes make me feel number.
Puns make me feel numb. Mathematical puns make me number.
But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
But math puns make me number
math puns make me number
Math puns make me feel number
... but math puns make me number.
But reading mathematics puns makes me go number
But math puns make me feel number.
Math posts make me feel number.
But arithmetic puns make me number
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
