Novelists Puns

A list of puns related to "Novelists"

What is the favorite breakfast cereal of mystery novelists?

Agatha Krispies

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👤︎ u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348
📅︎ Mar 01 2023
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What is it called when a novelist has joint pain?

Authoritis

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👤︎ u/CloakedGod926
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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How did the novelist try to get out of a hit-and-run charge?

"Your Honor, it was a dark and stormy night.."

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👤︎ u/gracius0ne
📅︎ Apr 09 2022
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Breaking news regarding the notorious abuser of a certain Irish novelist.

He's kicked the Beckett.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, “Why are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,

“So you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?

You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.

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👤︎ u/ranchi12
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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