Novelist Puns

A list of puns related to "Novelist"

A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, “Why are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,

“So you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?

You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.

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👤︎ u/ranchi12
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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