Not Dog Puns

A list of puns related to "Not Dog"

My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.

I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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I got arrested for not attending the Nathan's hot dog eating contest

Thankfully it isn't a felony....just a miss-de-wiener

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👤︎ u/Bill-Ding2112
📅︎ Jul 04 2022
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My dog may not have the best hips

But he's a great Pyr e nees

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👤︎ u/neverexs
📅︎ Apr 15 2022
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Not sure why it's so complicated for the kids to take the dog for a walk...

After all, it's only walk-it science.

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👤︎ u/Appropriate_Day2144
📅︎ Sep 12 2021
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If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that!

(Mj)

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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I took my dog to get fixed but he’s not quite himself now.

He’s taking it kind of ruff.

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👤︎ u/TheBeardedTinMan
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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I think not letting my dog eat water melon is makings her sad.

She's a little melancholy.

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👤︎ u/theMeatman7
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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I'm not a dog person or a cat person. I'm both.

I'm bi-pet-al.

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👤︎ u/logansworth
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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When is a dog not a dog?

When it's pure bread.

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👤︎ u/vangoghgogo
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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My dog is not very bright.

He filed my taxes late again.

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👤︎ u/KarateChop231
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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When it’s dark and you are picking up after your dog while a vehicle drives by with it’s headlights on, it is not only convenient, it is putting a spotlight on your civic duty
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👤︎ u/poopoopeepeefartsss
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..

A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.

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👤︎ u/Alfie_13
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns

So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!

  • 1: Amateur
  • 2: Junior Varsity
  • 3: Varsity
  • 4: Park Captain
  • 5: Professional Player
  • 6: Park All-star
  • 7: Olympian Dog

Thanks! :)

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👤︎ u/Sherlocked_
📅︎ Aug 19 2016
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What bone does a dog not eat?

A trombone.

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👤︎ u/Marekatrek
📅︎ Jun 11 2017
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Wife: The dog can not eat an entire heirloom tomato.

Me: Well of course not, those are meant to be passed down.

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👤︎ u/Dandaman184
📅︎ Jul 02 2017
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