Nose Bleed Puns

A list of puns related to "Nose Bleed"

my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night

but idk, i’ve seen stranger things.

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👤︎ u/pipe_tyson
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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I felt like my nose was bleeding.

But after checking, it’snot.

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👤︎ u/wthbatman
📅︎ May 19 2018
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I thought my nose was bleeding

But it S’not

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👤︎ u/Sweet_Vixen_Kitten
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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Daughter asked if her nose was bleeding.

"It'snot."

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👤︎ u/JaMojo
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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Put some white gold in my nose tonight

Two ply charmin for my nose bleed. Never felt richer.

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👤︎ u/BobboLJ386
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Pulled a good one on my girlfriend this morning

I woke up to my nose randomly bleeding; it's done that erratically for years now. As I went to grab some tissue, my girlfriend woke up and said "Oh, you've got a bloody nose!" to which I responded "Of course I do - there's no need to swear about it!" Groaning ensued.

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👤︎ u/Pants_de_Amor
📅︎ May 25 2015
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Her nose really wasn't bleeding.

Wife: "Is my nose bleeding?"

Me: "No, it's snot."

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👤︎ u/beegamer
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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