A list of puns related to "Nook's"
We looked in every nook and granny!
There’s a crook and nanny in the nook and cranny
Please post expired dad jokes here. My Dad expired in 2002 and I want his Dad jokes to live on. Here's one: "I need an aspirin." Dad: "Go sit on the stove." There are dozens of worse ones I'm going to recollect and post on this sub for the rest of my life. E.g., "What's the movie about?" Dad: "two hours." Needless to say, my family is suffering and will continue to suffer, thanks to my Dad.
Was rock climbing at the gym with my brother yesterday and we saw a girl struggling to make a move. Her friend yelled for her to put her left foot into the nook by her knee, and I suggested that she put her right foot into the Kindle. Nothing but bewildered looks.
I was searching round the highstreet looking everywhere to try and buy a Nook E-Reader. Looked for ages.
After an hour, we give up. My grandad says "Well I guess we searched every Nook and cranny!" with a huge smile on his face.
Uuurghhhg.
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