A list of puns related to "Nightmares"
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
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Therapist: Iβm glad that you are finally battling your Damons.
I woke up trembling
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
Therapist: Tell me why
Thank goodness it was only a bad stream
A sunken chest and no booty.
It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!
He was scared sheetless.
I almost shat myself.
A screamie dreamie.
It was pretty baa'd.
I woke up super tired and overly exhausted.
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My mom had a nightmare where a chair chases her. My dad upon hearing it said, "it must have been pretty fast, it does have four legs"
An episode about a struggling African restaurant, the owner says "I'm not in denial!" And my girlfriend looks at me and says "of course your not ,you're nowhere near africa"
She's still laughing about it..,
I woke up exhausted
I finally battled my Damons.
He was scared sheetless.
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