Nightclub Bouncer Puns

They said, "You can't come in, we're full."

I said, "I'll come back when you're hungry then."

The sink tells one of the bouncers: “Come on I’ve had a rough day, just let me in why don’t you. The bouncer replies: “Maybe you’re not the only one that’s had a bad day, maybe I have too. Let that sink in.” The second bouncer opens the door.

This guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found. In desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a Windsor knot, and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says...

"Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't start anything!"