I thought a nicotine addiction was a joke

Turns out I’m just a fuul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S-tuFFs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What do you call a pig with nicotine addiction?

Smoked Ham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4hm3r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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What do you call a nicotine deprived bird?

A Craven (looks around :D)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caudata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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My dad got me with this one

I had my E-cigarette plugged into my computer to charge. He walks in and asked me if I was installing the latest nicotine patch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronfleetmarron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Dadjoked all my relations

At last thanksgiving, almost all my relatives were together, and so we ended up turning the conversation to our other relatives. Eventually I found out that my aunt had been a chain smoker, so I replied "Well, looks like she quit just in the nicotine!"

A huge collective groan was heard from the whole table, but my Dad and Granddad smiled, nodded, and high fived me in approval.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toughbutworthit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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