Nicotine Puns

A list of puns related to "Nicotine"

Whats a Chef's favourite nicotine product?

A Cumin Cigar

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MarkReeses
šŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I thought a nicotine addiction was a joke

Turns out Iā€™m just a fuul

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/S-tuFFs
šŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Unethical Life Pro Tip: Put nicotine in your fishing bait

Once you catch a fish, it'll be hooked.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jjrgd97
šŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call a pig with nicotine addiction?

Smoked Ham

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/d4hm3r
šŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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What do you call a nicotine deprived bird?

A Craven (looks around :D)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Caudata
šŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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My dad got me with this one

I had my E-cigarette plugged into my computer to charge. He walks in and asked me if I was installing the latest nicotine patch

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/baronfleetmarron
šŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Dadjoked all my relations

At last thanksgiving, almost all my relatives were together, and so we ended up turning the conversation to our other relatives. Eventually I found out that my aunt had been a chain smoker, so I replied "Well, looks like she quit just in the nicotine!"

A huge collective groan was heard from the whole table, but my Dad and Granddad smiled, nodded, and high fived me in approval.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/toughbutworthit
šŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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