Pectate is a substance found in fruit and reaches peak levels (Or "vertex pectate") when it is overripe. In this shocking scene from Game of Thrones when Arya Stark kills the Waif, we see ripe oranges as a subtext of character development. A great example of how to sub vertex pectations.
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Anthony Edwards ROOKIE CARD RC SGC 9.5 MINT+ 2020 Donruss Great X-Pectations #1 | eBay ebay.com/itm/373760680935
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S20E05 - Great Ex-Pectations - LIVE Episode Discussion

>Apr 15, 2021
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>Kourtney sets boundaries with her Poosh team when the line between business and friendship becomes blurred. Caitlyn reaches out to Kris for some help with a business venture, but the family doubts that Kris will go through with it. Khloe and Tristan have an unexplainable experience while searching for aliens.

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Method X-pectations: I Kept It
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Method X-pectations Update Impending
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Sex-pectation
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Managing my Method X-pectations

I'm a long time lurker; first time poster. I finally pulled the trigger on the Method X - notwithstanding some of the negative comments found here.

I already have an Ultimaker 2+ but I want something that can handle harder material for end-use applications. The things I print would need to be dimensionally accurate and as strong as possible. Makerbot's carbon fiber nylon 6 had some of the best specs I've seen for a printer in this price range and something that uses a nozzle temp under 300 C, but the moisture retention of the end part is something I'm curious to test out as I understand it makes it much weaker.

It was a real toss-up between this and the Ultimaker S5; but I went with the Method X because it was slightly cheaper and has a heated build-chamber, which I think will allow for better layer adhesion and result in a stronger part overall. I also didn't want to tinker with warping issues, which I think I'm more likely to experience printing composite materials on a machine that doesn't have the heated build chamber. I'm aware that the S5 can reach 50C with the filter add-on, but I think that's just a hair too low to be consistently helpful. I wish the build volume was larger, but most of the things I want to print will fit on the Method X, or can be printed into two pieces and connected later.

I'm questioning whether I made a mistake, but yolo. There is surprisingly sparse consumer videos and information about the printer online, so I'll share my experience in case any one finds that helpful.

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Method X-pectations: Slicer Challenge
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People often hate new anime as they always have high ex[pectations from its source material. And when the anime adaptation does not give justice to it, people hate it. theanimedaily.com/e-why-d…
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First bball purchase in 20 years - Hit a 5 of 15 Patty Mills, several orange cards, and a LaMellow X-pectations. Caught a Walmart restock this morning.
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Replacement Coat [great-sketch-pectations, Tumblr] great-sketch-pectations.t…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Ripped a Donruss box let me tell you I love the great x-pectations implant
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Great X-pectations. Normally not a big Insert fan but I actually really like these and the "complete player" inserts from Donruss this year.
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Art Nonsense β€’ I like to think Blake carries around a little... by great-sketch-pectations great-sketch-pectations.t…
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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S20E05 - Great Ex-Pectations - Post Episode Discussion

> Apr 15, 2021
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>Kourtney sets boundaries with her Poosh team when the line between business and friendship becomes blurred. Caitlyn reaches out to Kris for some help with a business venture, but the family doubts that Kris will go through with it. Khloe and Tristan have an unexplainable experience while searching for aliens.

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  • This is not the place to ask where to watch the show or to share links. We have a detailed list of TV providers on the sub sidebar on where to watch.
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