Nectarines Puns

A list of puns related to "Nectarines"

I made preserves from nectarines, blueberries, and apples...

I call it NBA Jam

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👤︎ u/goodland2shoes
📅︎ Aug 28 2022
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Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...

Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?

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👤︎ u/ilikegar
📅︎ Oct 26 2016
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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

Nectarine 🍑

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👤︎ u/Fancy_Association
📅︎ Oct 28 2022
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My husband was a real peach tonight.

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Usually he’s a nectarine, but he forgot to shave this morning.

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👤︎ u/Touchstone_Economy
📅︎ Sep 10 2021
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Got my wife with a peach today

Text from her saying "I got to work and realised I forgot my nectarine"

Me: "What a fruitless endeavour"

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👤︎ u/Dan_Ashcroft
📅︎ Sep 17 2014
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Whats a giraffes favorite fruit?

A nectarine.

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👤︎ u/Belligerent_Christ
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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