My relationship with the former US Women's National Soccer Team goalkeeper is coming to an end

I'm starting to lose Hope. I haven't felt Solo for a long time

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📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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She was *Russian* to leave me...

I was dating this speed skater who made the national team and was asked to go to the Olympics...Sochi left me.

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📅︎ Feb 16 2014
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I got my coworker really good

We came into work on a Saturday where dress is really relaxed. He was wearing a soccer jersey for a guy named Eden Hazard. Hazard plays for Chelsea and the Belgian national team.

The front of soccer jerseys typically have a company name on them for advertising. This one had Samsung.

I asked if he got the jersey free with a purchase of his Note 7.

He actually laughed at the joke.

Bonus: we're both Arabs so I told him not to go to the airport wearing it.

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📅︎ Sep 24 2016
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