Nanoampere Puns

Hello peeps,

I am currently working on modeling the kinetics of uric acid within the human body via a pbpk model and taking into account the genetic variations that can cause people's uric acid amount to change at steady state.

My issue is that the paper I've been basing my equation on uses electrophysiology measurements to get the kinetics of the proteins I am looking at.

This means that they've measured their VMax in NanoAmperes.

However I am using Micromolar as the unit of measurement in my project and there's not much out there that I can find that answers my questions as much as the paper in question.

Is there anything I can do? I've tried converting it based on the principles of electrolysis, because in the experiment, they were using electricity in a urate solution, which means that the electrons going through must be that of the urate, and as such if I knew how much electrons were going through the protein, I can determine how many micromolars of urate is going through said protein.

this is the paper in question, Frontiers | Human Mutations in SLC2A9 (Glut9) Affect Transport Capacity for Urate | Physiology (frontiersin.org) and I have no idea how to go from here.

Thank you in advance!

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

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" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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When I got home, they were still there.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

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There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

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"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

I’d never seen him be 4.

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

"No, it doesn't."

We couldn't afford a dog...