Her first name is Eileen.
GrandPAW
for instance , he shakes pear
He should really be called Uncle.
Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"
a harmonica
It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew
I said, "I'll call you back."
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.
Fabrics
I guess that’s just dawei it is.
Mike.
Chrysanthemums.
James bond
Anaanymous
Preg-Nancy.
Flattery
It's a tat 2 studio
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
Pan nick at the disc co.
Rig-a-toni
(Thought of this a while ago while at the gym, had a chuckle)
Nicholasnames
A joke, dad.
That's the story of my life.
Adjasont
The Majoerity
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Last Christmas, I gave Yamaha. But the very next day, U gave it a weigh.
Hey guys! I am getitng a puppy in a few months and her name is supposed to be Zoe. However since she is pure golden retriever because of some laws her full name has to to be “Give me your ‘name’” and I want it to be some kind of pun containing the word “Zoe” since that what she’s gonna be called like Zoedorable but something that matches the sentence and I though that maybe you guys can help.
My friend: If you say an addictionary, I’m gonna punch you in the face.
Me: I was gonna say high definition, but yours even better!
So my brothers name is Vincent, 18 years now, and a few years ago he came up to me very excited and said: „My name is Vincent, but you can call me ‚Vin‘ so you save a cent“
The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.
Boomer rang
Caroline!
Me: "wow ... that's a very long name, hungryAndDon'tSayHiHungryI'mDad"
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
A Dick Tater...
I'll see myself out
