Man, I always act so naive the day after my birthday.

It's like I was born yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommanderHR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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People told me to drink Evian in front of a mirror...

But that's just naive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handleman20
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
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Son: What does the word naive mean?

Dad: It's not a real word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sethoschmitt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Every time we cross train tracks, I tell my kids...

β€œHey, a train just went by!”

β€œHow do you know daddy?”

β€œBecause its tracks are still here!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MavGore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:

Cheery Bowel Syndrome

Angry Bowel Syndrome

Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)

The list is endless and frightening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KungFuThor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My boss got my at work today.

I work in a grocery store. My boss was stocking some shelves near me with drinks. He looks over to me and says "Do you know what state has the smallest beverages?"

I naively respond with "no".

"Mini soda."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainRipp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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What i get for christmas as a child...

As a young, naive child, I asked my dad what I would get for Christmas. He said, "Close your eyes and tell me what you see." I said "nothing" , totally oblivious to the impending, scorching punch line. "that's what you're getting."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luvm4ch1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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We were finishing up dinner on the deck tonight

and I told my boys to get ready, there was a 100% chance of son showers.

They both looked up the clear sky and told me I was wrong. Naive boys...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1hangingchad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Every time there is a discussion about food or diets.

Boss: I'm on a seafood diet.
Naive Co-worker: How does that work
Boss: Every time I see food, I have to eat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6enig
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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