A list of puns related to "Naively"
It's like I was born yesterday.
But that's just naive.
Dad: It's not a real word.
βHey, a train just went by!β
βHow do you know daddy?β
βBecause its tracks are still here!β
A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.
Cheery Bowel Syndrome
Angry Bowel Syndrome
Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)
The list is endless and frightening
I work in a grocery store. My boss was stocking some shelves near me with drinks. He looks over to me and says "Do you know what state has the smallest beverages?"
I naively respond with "no".
"Mini soda."
As a young, naive child, I asked my dad what I would get for Christmas. He said, "Close your eyes and tell me what you see." I said "nothing" , totally oblivious to the impending, scorching punch line. "that's what you're getting."
and I told my boys to get ready, there was a 100% chance of son showers.
They both looked up the clear sky and told me I was wrong. Naive boys...
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