Last Mystery Pun For the Week, Enjoy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLUXXIX
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.

He had one leg shorter than the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMF88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift

That's why it's called PRESENT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What’s the most effective way to write a murder mystery?

Bullet points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A minute ago my calculator was fine and now, mysteriously, it's not working.

Something just doesn't add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's another name for a rabbit mystery?

Nobunny knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2p2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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The Mysterious Sound

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles, when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.

He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gasballbutsmol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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St Helens elephants: Doorstep mystery leaves police dumbo-founded bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arazilla96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Mystery un-loched
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I recently started writing a mystery novel....

Or did I?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the coin theif?

He got caught for penny crime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyan_singularity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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A well just mysteriously appeared in the lawn at the precinct!

The police are currently looking into it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call appetizers at a murder mystery party?

Murd'Oeurves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinoabrogle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?

Rut Road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?

He hasn’t got a clue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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There’s a mysterious strain of head lice going around

Scientists are still scratching their heads about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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So mysterious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbobbyjimbob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Unsolved mystery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crankenstein101
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I bought a murder mystery jigsaw.

I'm still trying to piece it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I saw $50,000 mysteriously put into my bank account

I want no trouble, so I decided to leave it where I found it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UniBiPoly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far no one has given me a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John87Nintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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My wife said the β€œE” was missing from my sons alphabet set.

I replied, β€œNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unhertz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?

All of his stories had Twist endings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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The man and the silver screw.

There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.

The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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A mysterious thief has stolen all the toilets from the local sheriff's office.

The police have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My friends asked me why I’ve mysteriously been hanging grapes outside to dry.

I told them, β€œI have my raisins.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets

Now they have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Did you know that Terry Crews once had a heckler that mysteriously dropped dead?

Doctors said the man had died from dissin’ Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I solved the mystery of the open luggage!

Case closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. πŸ€ͺ🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Cozy mysteries are a gold mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leelubell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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