Why did the mycologist go up into the hills?

He wanted to find the morel high ground.

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Dad joked my dad. The tables have been turned.

Dad was talking about classical musicians, and apparently one of them knew all there was to know about music so he looked up what was before music in the dictionary. It was 'mushrooms', so he became a mycologist (study of mushrooms). I responded: he must have been a fun guy. GEDDIT. FUNGHI. Dad just shook his head at me and laughed.

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