A list of puns related to "Mustela"
There was no better title, for the concept I'm trying to explain. It's quite simple, if given a few paragraphs
The Mustela, are an alien race that look like otters (thick fur, evolved for semi-aquatic living) with the heads of pine martens, and the long body format of a weasel or ferret. They're empaths, and this lead to an interesting phenomenon starting in the late 90's.
Mustela started saying that they felt more awake, more focused, more productive, and more alert near certain people. It turned out, these individuals were people with high functioning autism, who had been prescribed low-grade amphetamines, such as Adderall, and the like. Further study showed, these individuals, when given low grade amphetamines, not only became more energetic/alert/productive themselves, but made every Mustela for hundreds of yards more energetic/productive/alert. They pretty much acted as living broadcast towers for the effects of neuro-stimulants, with signals being received by any nearby Mustela.
With Mustela now vastly outnumbering humans, the governments of the world decided that "Beacon" was now a public service job, for any autistic person who was willing to live in/commute to an urban area, take a high dose of neuro-stimulant chemicals every morning, and kinda wander around the city. There's an app now, in 2021, for beacons to make sure that they're covering areas not in the range of other beacons. Beacons must wear a custom made (for the comfort of an autistic individual) shirt, marking them as such.
The Mustela will often tip nearby Beacons, especially in the mornings, because even aliens can't get through the first hour or two of the day, without something or someone to make them more awake.
TL;DR: If you're an autistic person, who is willing to take a neuro-stimulant pill in the morning, put on a comfy uniform, and wander around the city for 10 hours ( individual adjustments can be made, for worker comfort) and you're not afraid of a 6 day week, then you can basically be the empathic pick-me-up for probably thousands of alien otter people.
Has anybody tried this sunscreen? I was looking for an alcohol-free, fragrance-free sunscreen for my dry/sensitive skin and ran into this one.
I was wondering about the white cast, shine, and most importantly, if anyone experienced any irritation by using this sunscreen...?
Any other suggestions are also really appreciated, Thanks!
Sunscreen filters :
Univul A
Uvinul T 150
Ensulizole
Titanium Dioxide
Tinosorb S
I was wondering if anybody has used this on their baby. Does it actually do a good job of cleaning baby?
Thereβs a sale on the mustela lotion and shampoo, really good price and the bottles are massive (750ml) compared to the smaller bottles sold at like target (300ml) Hoping it helps someone out
https://www.costco.com/mustela-gentle-baby-skincare-bundle-25.35-fl-oz%2C-2-pack.product.100702772.html
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