Movers Puns

A list of puns related to "Movers"

I got in a fist fight with some movers and won

They were terrible boxers

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👤︎ u/dubeykeebler
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What’s a Movers favorite football team?

The Packers!

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👤︎ u/FunPieSunPie
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Two guys working as movers are short on time for their job and one guy is taking to many breaks.

“Quit STALLIN and start PUTIN things in the truck. We’re RUSSIAN over here.”

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👤︎ u/BrandNewLogic
📅︎ May 05 2018
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You could say that professional movers...

also have career opportunities in boxing.

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👤︎ u/2076baseballbat
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...

They were movers and Shakers.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Driving on the highway when my dad starts "crying"...

Dad: "Look, ImRedditingOnMyPhonr, they're gonna move me!" (Pretending to sob and pointing at a movers truck) I stared at it until I I read the name on the side of the truck, "Town & Country Movers", I thought about it for three more seconds before realizing my dad's car is a Chrysler Town & Country, facepalms and grunts were well had

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👤︎ u/ImRedditingOnMyPhonr
📅︎ Jul 18 2014
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