Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?

Because it'll be sadder day.

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The broom told the mop:

You're always moping around. Its probably because your on your phone so much

The mop then said: ok broomer

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My parents banned me from riding my Vespa in the yard.

So I just moped around the house all weekend...

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