Iโ€™m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/anniemay_13
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I hope it doesnโ€™t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/whomikehidden
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When visiting Montreal, my Dad would talk about the impatient Stop signs

"It keeps telling me Stop, already!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DontFuckWithMyMoney
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Who calls balls and strikes at the annual Vatican softball game?

The Holy Roman Umpire!

... sorry.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yeowvan
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Need your help naming my cat!

Hi pun-masters!

I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! Itโ€™s a grey\white Maine coon male.

The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called ยซย Sean Cooneryย ยป, I thought it was adorable!

Iโ€™m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldnโ€™t mind helping me a little!

I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!

Thanks in advance!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/djieff0
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Dad on flying

So I was talking to my dad about a friend that was flying to Brazil for the holiday.

Me: Yea, he has to drive up to Montreal, fly to Miami for 2 hours and then catch a 8 hour flight to Brazil.

Dad: You know, thats a BRAZILian miles

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